by Shannon Anthony
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Sounds like your party has a civil war or self-implosion theme. Unfriendly fire: Your taco bar comes with razor wire. So now briefly, you are chiefly claiming that your camp is against the heartland champs because the one point of Barbie, that doll, is to be here to cheer, not cheered at all. And because she once spoke and you're proudly unwoke you're rooting for the 49ers to kiss the ring where the sun don't shine forgetting every bad thing you ever said about the city that gave you Nancy. Cognitive dissonance and decline: Go red! Knock yourself out with your bash (nothing fancy). I think you'd agree I've got that right. (I'm not male, but not pregnant, and I'm white.) If you come to (such as they are) your senses you'll see that concussions have consequences. You're not immune, and this isn't a kingdom. What happens in Vegas is just a symptom, another test we'll hear he aced. Remember the Big Game: That happens in November.
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Shannon Anthony lives in Minneapolis.
We don't do Maga in the City by the Bay, I guarantee it!