NVN Thursday: POST-APPOINTMENT FEEDBACK FOR MY AI GYNECOLOGIST
by Jennifer Hambrick
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when a woman lies in stirrups maybe leave your camera eye closed until she paper-scoots to table’s end, and wait until the crinkling stops to open it. you might try to deamplify your autogenerated voice to a fiberoptic hum when you tell her to relax and let her knees fall away from each other. glide your speculum- arm slowly and decisively and when you ask if the pressure’s okay back away if she creaks yes in a falsetto that means no or if the room fills with silence pregnant with fluorescent buzz. dynamize your algorithm to streamline scraping. transmit the cells to your built-in lab. then reach a cold chrome tentacle into her paper gown and ask with lossy upspeak if she’s noticed any changes. leverage your endless bandwidth for an instant mammo- gram. and once you’ve read her breast scan confirm in airless, chest-squeezed boilerplate the absence of tumors, calcifi- cations, architectural abnormalities then take care to say her flesh could be hiding tumors, calcifications, architectural ab- normalities but you can’t be sure because you can’t see through it. and thanks for that report, the one the human doc, who will never be able to pay off her med school loans, can't process because she’s on hold trying to get your tests covered by the insurance company, whose virtual ass- istant will notify the patient as soon as a decision has been made.
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Six-time Pushcart Prize and Best of the Net nominee Jennifer Hambrick is the author of the collections In the High Weeds (NFSPS Press), winner of the Stevens Prize; the Joyride (Red Moon Press), winner of the 2022 Marianne Bluger Book Award; and Unscathed (NightBallet Press). Hambrick was featured by former U.S. Poet Laureate Ted Kooser in American Life in Poetry and has received numerous awards and prizes, including the Sheila-Na-Gig Press Poetry Prize, First Prize in the HSA Haibun Award Competition, First Prize in the Martin Lucas Haiku Award Competition (U.K.), and many others. Hambrick’s poems appear in The Columbia Review, The American Journal of Poetry, Santa Clara Review, Maryland Literary Review, San Pedro River Review, POEM, NOON: the journal of the short poem, Modern Haiku, Frogpond, Contemporary Haibun Online, The Haibun Journal, Heliosparrow Poetry Journal, and in dozens of other journals and invited anthologies. A classical musician, public radio broadcaster, multimedia producer, and cultural journalist, Jennifer Hambrick lives in Columbus, Ohio.