by Cecil Morris
A Florida charter school principal said she was forced to resign this week after some parents complained about their sixth-grade students being shown images of Michelangelo’s “David” statue in class, with one parent believing the art lesson on the Renaissance masterpiece amounted to pornographic material. —The Washington Post, March 24, 2023
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A mob of sixth grade students complained that David defied the school dress code and came completely naked to school where he stood, hugely white and naked, aloof and silent and all judge-y, with his extra-large, not-even-erect thing and his hanging sack on display. The boys said: he made us feel uncomfortable and maybe even a little guilty because, because, and we don’t want to say this, but we will because we have to stand up to bullies like him. We have to speak up, that’s what our parents and teachers tell us, so here goes, David made us feel bad because we are white but not nearly as white as him and our things are not as big. It’s like he’s judging our heritage and putting us down. And those sculpted abs and pecs and biceps and muscled thighs and his tremendous height, it's just not right. And some girls added their complaints about double standards and sexist favoritism. They said: you know David was naked and we can’t even wear spaghetti straps or off-the-shoulder tops or crop tops that show a strip of skin and belly buttons. How is that right or fair? The boys and girls together said: we want him removed and the teacher who invited him and the principal and maybe you, too. State law says you can’t teach stuff that makes us feel bad. We saw that on the news so we want David gone, and no more Cs or Ds or Fs cause they make us feel bad, too.
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Cecil Morris retired after 37 years of teaching high school English and now has turned to writing what he used to teach students to understand and (he hopes) enjoy. He has had a handful of poems published in The Cimarron Review, The Ekphrastic Review, English Journal, Hole in the Head Review, The Midwest Quarterly, The New Verse News, Talking River Review, and other literary magazines.
Very good poem, very scary situation in this country.
This one really hits the mark with its sarcastic humor and seriousness. A pleasure. Thank you.